by L. Clements I have many theories as to why the grand staircase was really closed last week; all the portraits were protesting clothes and the professors were trying to protect our innocent eyes, a muggle escalator was being installed, But I have intel that the staircase was ACTUALLY a sentient creature that has resided…
To our head boy and our head girl we thank you. Thank you for all the times you’ve spent throughout these years, especially this last one, holding our hands while we wandered aimlessly through these corridors. Thank you for always being there to lend an ear while we fussed over homework and exams. Thank you…
Editor Note: This was sent to us at Owl Post with the simple request to publish it. Now excuse me while I go sob into my pillow. DEAR HOGWARTS, IT’S BEEN A VERY LONG, WEIRD, EXHAUSTING AND WONDERFUL ADVENTURE. SO MANY THINGS HAVE HAPPENED IN THE SPAN OF SEVEN YEARS, THAT IT’S HARD TO…
Hiya loyal Owl Post readers. Here’s a letter sent straight to me from Professor O’Keeffe for publishing. Some of you might find it interesting! To the Headmistress Aoife O’Keeffe, staff and students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It is in my deepest regrets that I and my team of aurors made wrongful judgments…
Another headmaster another problem. You’ve come to us to find out the happenings from last nights fiasco! Just a word from the editors, The Owl Post does not claim to know all the things, we just report what we see! Last night was a jumble for some and terror for others. We were interrupted during…
In Red Dwarf (a muggle TV show from the 90s) Lister (the main character) finds out that he is own father and abandons himself (as a baby) in a box with the word ‘Ouroboros’ on it; a symbol of the fact his life is a constant cycle. Last week there was a delivery of oranges…
In light of recent events within the magical world. The break out of Azkaban by Judy Dorchester and then the rumours and warnings to avoid the shadows, when the Minister of Magic (and former headmistress) Hannah Fischer made a visit to Hogwarts, I took a chance and asked her for an interview. Much to my…
Helloooo! Hogwarts! After a few months of hiatus, which I honestly beg my reader’s forgiveness, I am back! Okay, so, lets get back to the news and gossip from Hogsmeade. First and probably the top of all news on everyone’s lips is about the Quidditch Cup that is returning to the UK this summer. It…
Sometimes there are whispers in corridors, and more often there are whispers in towers. Being a core class, everyone at some point will have stumbled across the Hufflepuff Head of House. Well, grab your teacup and pour yourself a steaming cup whilst reading this; Professor Priaulx is a vampire. Now I’m sure you’re shouting at…
Aydeen Polazo i know we are young , and have our ups and downs but i promise to always be around. With love , Always yours Thana Thana Izumi ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ My Knight My nose has been pulled from the pages of my book with surprise and joy at your roses. I’m looking and searching for…