Hilarious Exam Answers

What’s the use of Exam Week if we don’t give our professors a little chuckle here and there? Submitted by professors, here are the funniest exam answers this year! Names of individuals as well as their years have been omitted. Homemaking Magic Q: Barry’s daughter has an allergy to dairy. Put together a menu based…

Weekly Portents

June 11, 2030 Good morning, everyone.Once again I’ll be dispensing with the pleasantries and melodrama and just get right down to it.In my last article I wrote about loads of doom and gloom coming our way in the near future and I believe I said to expect it early June. Well here we are and…

What’s in a book?

There is a new round of curses going about that have effects both students and professors alike. It’s not trinkets or random objects this time but, BOOKS!  I owled our Deputy Headmistress for more information on these new cursed items.  She informed me that there are at least four cursed books. Which thankfully we do…

Confessions

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same. Ruffled Feathers are for those who need help and advice. Confessions are something entirely different. Got something you want off your chest? Need to scream it from the Astronomy Tower…

Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.   Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few…

Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.   Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few…