Weekly Portents

Good morning, afternoon, or whatever dear readers! Welcome back to a brand new edition of Weekly Portents, your favourite spyglass toward the distant horizons that are our future! For those of you just joining us, Weekly Portents is your one and only source for all things yet to be! Join me each week as we…

Snarky-Scopes 19/9

Please note, These horoscopes are meant for fun and not meant to be insulting. I hope they make you laugh Aries (March 21-April 19) Think twice. You love happy movies where everyone is jolly and having fun, but you fight with waiters and get upset with billboards. Your next Career: Sketch Artist. Sleep on the…

Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.   Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few…