Winter Music Recital

This December 2nd, the students of the Music class would like to invite all of Hogwarts to attend their Winter Music Recital where the students will be performing solo songs of their own creation on their own choice of instruments. If you are a music student, please see the sign-up sheet to sign up for…

Hilarious Exam Answers

What’s the use of Exam Week if we don’t give our professors a little chuckle here and there? Submitted by professors, here are the funniest exam answers this year! Names of individuals as well as their years have been omitted. Homemaking Magic Q: Barry’s daughter has an allergy to dairy. Put together a menu based…

Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.   Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few…

Weekly Portents

Hello hello and welcome, once again, to your favourite telescope into the infinite void of our future! As we do every week, we will be asking the gods, cosmos, heavens, and so on for some guidance as we venture into the great unknown! But first, there are a few things that need addressing. First off,…

Confessions

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same. Ruffled Feathers are for those who need help and advice. Confessions are something entirely different. Got something you want off your chest? Need to scream it from the Astronomy Tower…

Snarky Scopes – 24/10

Aries (March 21-April 19) The Taurus (April 20-May 20) Stars Gemini (May 21-June 20) Don’t Cancer (June 21-July 22) Give Leo (July 23-August 22) A Virgo (August 23-September 22) Good Libra (September 23-October 22) Gosh Scorpio (October 23-November 21) Darn Sagittarius (November 22-December 21) About Capricorn (December 22-January 19) Your Aquarius (January 20 to February…

Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.   Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few…

Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same. Ruffled Feathers are for those who need help and advice. Confessions are something entirely different. Got something you want off your chest? Need to scream it from the Astronomy Tower…