Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.
Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!
Those 2nd-year lions weren’t talking behind someone’s back cause they were talking in the middle of the common room and not even whispering but if a first-year lion would stop getting mad at everyone trying to help them maybe they’d talk and learn something.
Snake Prefects are totally misguided. Not able to take a joke. NOT A SINGLE ONE!
There is a dumb lion and badger pair that like poking spiders.
RHI a certain red-headed snake had her daddy pay for her spot on the quidditch team
RHI a certain red-headed snake had a nasty, loud breakup with her raven boyfriend in the library. It was so bad they had to redo the entire second floor of the library after she burned it all.
Viks calming places is everything is on fire.
That meditation class wasn’t really Vikander. The matron used polyjuice to substitute teach something calming since he’s off at Mungos after the magic grenade incident.
i hear that Professor Morrigan is a real charmer
i heard that some snakes get worked up when they are not the center of attention.
You can nearly kill a professor and get off scot-free, nearly kill other students but nearly get hurt and suspension…
I think a lot of the professors are just big kids sometimes. Maybe they wake up and go ‘what’ll be a fun way to try and kill the students today? Let’s do that!’ and that’s how our lessons get planned.
Someone keeps digging up the turnip beds.
I heard Bobbie wishes Toby would look at him more often
Did you see that Hufflepuff and Gryffindor second year go off alone during the Hogsmeade weekend? Aren’t they too young to be snogging?
Orion and Bree still aren’t being true to themselves and forgive each other so they can be snogging again.
I heard that red-headed Slytherin thinks birds are her friends and actually talk to her.
I heard that Peyroux girl finally got suspended is this the first step to Azkaban for her?
Did anyone else see Vikander doing that magical girl transformation the other day?
Vikander has a LOT of experience with pipe organs and gave one of the lions lessons before the concert Hogsmeade weekend.
Are the Star and Moon in alignment yet?
RHI Slytherins eat a lot of junk food.
I hear its easy to make that sixth-year red haired snake blush
Give a Prefect a lie, and they’ll spread it like wildfire.
Is it true that the pumpkins liked his dancing so much that they made him one of their fam?
Fifth-year lion was angrily lighting braziers in the long hall and crying, Rumor has it she was asked to go on a date to Hogsmeade and was stood up…
Rumour has it the lead singer of that new band used a veela charm on the audience, that’s one way to get fans…
The pumpkin heads are actually put there by professors to make sure we do our spell practice homework.
It’s said the ones who turn the student’s heads into Pumpkins are the Professors themself!
“The pumpkins are a sign of unrequited love for a certain Herbology professor: My dear! My dear!
I grew a patch for your love!
But these fools made them disappear!
There’s no justice above!
For sweet Dracheblume, how will our love bloom?
If for pumpkins they never leave any room!?”
RHI Arthur wears platform shoes to feel taller.
I overheard some of the Lions saying that Arthur keeps taking growing potions. No one naturally grows that tall, that fast.
A Ravenclaw PREFECT was seen having a fistfight with a 4th-year lion after flying class in the Grand Staircase.
I heard Arthur Letsworth and Link Deliehghhch got into a brawl muggle style, and Arthur WON! Guess all that muggle farm boy talk wasn’t for nothing.
I saw that Gryffindor veela after curfew with a Hufflepuff from her band. She was covered in bruises!
That grumpy Slytherin had a massive hole in his hoodie when he came back to the commons last night. Looked like he got in a fight with a dragon!
THREE boys were seen fighting over a fourth-year veela in the Grand Staircase. Someone had to cast on them to break them up!
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