Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.
Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!
I heard that a certain tall Gryffindor boy whose face was seen bruised this week thinks the musical Gryffindor veela has nice knickers.
I heard first year Isabella has a crush on a certain lion cub.
Did you see that firstie in COMC last week? Of course she doesn’t have a familiar yet – demon spawning season isn’t until Halloween, right?
Not all snakes are blood purists, but treating us like it will probably push a few more in that direction.
Griffindor Prefects do punish other house members but look “away” when a Lion breaks rules!
There was a VERY stuck up little snake in flying class. She went up but couldn’t figure out how to get back down. THREE older years had to help.
Professor Fujioka uses Ascendio because she’s afraid of ladders.
There were rumors that Professor Priaulx would kick students to the moon or something for ticking her off. Didn’t think that she was capable of literally doing it.
That first year lion sounded like he memorized the text book. It’s probably Professor Green under a polyjuice.
Vikander threw a kid out the window for being disruptive since he doesn’t unlock that door during class for ANY reason.
Rumor has it a sad lion was consoled by a raven… lots of talk that ended with a kiss only for the grief stricken lion to cozy up with an older badger! not a lot of loyalty in this particular lion…
There was a new professor sitting in the Slytherin HOH chair at the staff table. Are BOTH of them missing?
It seems a certain Hufflepuff has been sneaking off to the Forbidden Forest. They claim they’re only picking flowers but I’ll bet something darker is afoot.
Macauley said he expects us to take notes on his “remarkable beard” and “the grand way I sit on this table.”
One of the snake prefects managed to lose her house 5 points in dada class and almost got kicked out
Macauley called Vikander’s class an “immense bore” and gave us something to entertain ourselves during.
It’s alright to draw on the floor in Macauley’s class as long as it’s a work of art.
The reason the matron has so many butterflies is because she collects caterpillars.
The reason we have to squish into so few desks is because the professors spend most of the budget on fire whiskey
A prefect picked a fight with a 2nd year in front of their hoh.
Vikander got into a duel with O’Keeffe. I wonder who won
There were two healers in the grand staircase because one of the purebloods shoved a first year muggle born. They said they hadn’t meant for them to fall so far, but I don’t believe it. Good thing that other professor was there to stop them from continuing to fall down the steps since they moved and it would have been Lovelace all over again.
Two first years were seeing who could jump from the moving steps to the platforms from the most distance. They each needed a healer. Was probably the lions.
The REAL reason the healers were on the grand staircase is because some older years dared first years to race up and down and try to avoid the disappearing step. There might have been some side betting. Kind of got broken up when one broke a leg though.
RHI the tall Lion Prefect has some smooth dance moves.
One of the snake prefects admitted to being an alien during their house meeting
The snakes keep mixing up the names of Linus and Linx, so they are ALL going to have to wear name tags until they start getting their own house mates names right.
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