To my fellow delinquents, future disappointments, professors, athletes, gremlins, and the handful of people who somehow managed to survive my reign, Well. I suppose this is it. Against all odds, Hogwarts has decided to let me graduate instead of keeping me around for another year of unparalleled absolute dictatorship leadership, impeccable looks, and devastating charm.…
To our Head Boy Perseus and Head Girl Imogen, we thank you! Thank you not just for wearing the badge, but for everything you have stood for behind them. You’ve been more than leaders, you have been our friends. You have shown us what it means to lead with kindness, listen with patience, and stand…
Hogsmeade Hive of Activity Ongoing illegal magical creature breeding causes increased visibility of the Ministry of Magic in Hogsmeade and the surrounding villages. The 24th May turned out to be a very busy day as The Ministry of Magic descended again on Hogsmeade to investigate the travellers camp which appeared to have been abandoned by…
22nd April 2033 An Open Letter to the Wizengamot I write as a concerned graduate of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to the Chief Warlock and the Seated Wizengamot. I write this open letter not as an historian, but as someone who has witnessed the immeasurable harm caused by the wizard known as “Merlin”.…
The Owl Post previously published articles from witches and wizards across the country, and even the globe, to showcase many different job roles you may face in your Life Beyond Hogwarts. (If interested in a reread, feel free to speak to an Owl Post member for our older copies) You may notice, currently, 5th year…
by Muriel Maple Hello everyone, your Friendly Neighbourhood Forager is officially back from her winter hibernation! Spring has finally arrived in the Scottish Highlands! Do not worry, a Hogwarts foraging guide for the season is coming, but I thought I would mix things up a little! You see, this weekend is Hogsmeade weekend, and during…
Gifting a pet at Christmas might sound brilliant at first but, like most ideas, the more you unwrap them, the more impractical they become. Let’s all start by remembering that having a non-sentient, unoccupied Christmas tree is much safer. Because if you don’t, and a Bowtruckle has taken guardianship of that tree, congratulations! You now…
By Probity Bywell and Harrow Muir. As we continue to learn more about the students who keep us all out of mischief, this week we meet the Ravenclaw prefects. Over the last term we sat down with them and asked about everything from favourite meals to their time at Hogwarts. Here’s a look into the…
Tynan Jericho 6th year Often found in the 6th year Gryffindor boys dorms Piper Novak 6th year Often found in the 6th year Gryffindor girls dorms Timocleia “Timmy” Gwilym 5th year Often found in the 5th year Gryffindor girls dorms Francis “Frankie” Jeronimo 5th year Not often found in the 5th year Gryffindor girls dorms
Egg-splain This Despite the long-standing Ban on Experimental Breeding, a veritable flurry of alarming reports have surfaced since The Daily Prophet’s summer coverage of a rumoured new crossbreed dubbed the “Haggis.” One witch recounted to this reporter how her young daughter had recently purchased what was advertised as a harmless Puffskein, only for the…
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