The Independent Investigation into the Events at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; 2030

The Independent Investigation into the Events at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; 2030 is moving into the active phase of investigation. Anyone who may have been involved in the 2030 Hogwarts School Year is invited to contact the committee, falling into the below categories Owls are to be sent to Madame Aoife O’Keeffe, care…

Gryffindor Prefect Profiles – 2033

by Francis (Frankie) Jeronimo, who has new pencils Piper NovakSeventh YearRumoured to have bottomless pockets full of stars Tynan JerichoSeventh YearApparently figured out how to make muggle straighteners work in a magical environment Chase Ashford (Head Boy)Seventh YearRumoured to have no eyes behind that mop Frankie JeronimoSixth YearAbsolutely perfect and has never done anything wrong.…

Witchy Whispers: Some VIP Tea

by Lumiere Nocturna The Quidditch Finals VIP Party had everything: good music, food, beverages… And an attempt at a brawl.  Wigtown Wanderers’ Babs Paternoster looked like she could have the world at her feet. Truly, her dress was outstanding as she openly flirted with The Daily Prophet reporters. She made no distinctions between the three…

Letters from the Head Students

To my fellow delinquents, future disappointments, professors, athletes, gremlins, and the handful of people who somehow managed to survive my reign, Well. I suppose this is it. Against all odds, Hogwarts has decided to let me graduate instead of keeping me around for another year of unparalleled absolute dictatorship leadership, impeccable looks, and devastating charm.…

Why animals and creatures shouldn’t be a gift under the tree unless you know the risks?

Gifting a pet at Christmas might sound brilliant at first but, like most ideas, the more you unwrap them, the more impractical they become.  Let’s all start by remembering that having a non-sentient, unoccupied Christmas tree is much safer.  Because if you don’t, and a Bowtruckle has taken guardianship of that tree, congratulations! You now…