Snarky Scopes

Aries (March 21-April 19) Your next shower will be interrupted by a venomous tentacula. The bats in your attic are organizing. Your usually dominant manner is replaced by a coy submissiveness today. Go with it. What you see as a talent, others see as a sign of weakness. While others curse the storm, you’re out…

Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.   Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few…

Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.   Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few…

Weekly Portents

Good morning, afternoon, or whatever dear readers! Welcome back to a brand new edition of Weekly Portents, your favourite spyglass toward the distant horizons that are our future! For those of you just joining us, Weekly Portents is your one and only source for all things yet to be! Join me each week as we…