Goodbye Head Students

I have not talked to you all much but you both did an amazing job this year.– Toby Fleming♥Good luck and have fun being all old and grown-up and stuff! Kick ass and don’t die, okay? And don’t forget all us Hogwarts people. Okay, bye!– Reese McKay♥Skylar and Alasdair, Thank you for all you’ve done…

Hilarious Exam Answers

What’s the use of Exam Week if we don’t give our professors a little chuckle here and there? Submitted by professors, here are the funniest exam answers this year! Names of individuals as well as their years have been omitted. Homemaking Magic Q: Barry’s daughter has an allergy to dairy. Put together a menu based…

Weekly Portents

June 11, 2030 Good morning, everyone.Once again I’ll be dispensing with the pleasantries and melodrama and just get right down to it.In my last article I wrote about loads of doom and gloom coming our way in the near future and I believe I said to expect it early June. Well here we are and…