How Do You Take Your Tea?

An EXCLUSIVE rare chat between Philomena Pest and Minister Alyssa Merriweather What a simply irresistible era of riveting, transparent, honest journalism this is, and how deliciously proud I am to be at the forefront of it all, flamboyant quill readied and steadied in my freshly manicured hand. It feels like only yesterday I penned my…

Bludgers and Quaffles 5/1

Hello readers and welcome to the one and only comprehensive guide to the New Years top Quidditch stories! Featuring news from the British and Irish League along with our latest transfer gossip, this issue is set to tantalise your Quidditch taste buds! Those that were in attendance during The Bat’s comprehensive dismantling of the Chudley…