<This article was submitted anonymously, found not long after an older boy, who looked to be around 16 or 17, was seen exiting the Owl Post offices.> Correctional Bonding: Goon for “Waste of Time” I, like many other students yesterday, was in attendance when we were called to Madam Dorchester’s so called “correctional bonding”. Given…
DetailsMaybe today you will look over at the House Points Hourglasses and notice a distinct difference between yesterday morning and this. Maybe you’ll wonder why there’s an undercurrent running through the student and staff populus. Or maybe you will wonder what caused the demented screams in the lower realms of the castle yesterday afternoon. Lies,…
DetailsDear Editor of the Owl Post, There has been a lot of talk this year about unity; I don’t know if everyone has noticed it, but I have. At the opening feast when the sorting hat warned us, “With so many different houses, This hat has a word of advice, Though separate, we should unite…
DetailsJanuary 7th: The Daily Prophet write a scathing article criticising the teaching, exam results and attitudes of students. Judy Dorchester, recently appointed head of the Board of Governors, calls Hogwarts an ‘utter disgrace’ February 20th: A fight breaks out at the Hearty Party Ministry of Magic members arrive at the Hearty Party An unnamed student…
DetailsSaturday was supposed to be a day of love, dancing, maybe a little heartbreak. All week long students submitted hearty party rose requests and were delivered roses schoolwide! Pinks, Purples, Reds, Whites, the whole school was covered in roses! That was… until the Ministry stormed the dance. Music was blaring, kids were dancing, a…
DetailsHere I bring you one Professor Green. A long awaited personal and public response to you. The Owl Post has asked me, many have asked, you have asked; I will NOT cease. Not when it has just begun. You, and alike the rest, still do not understand the meaning of this, nor will you ever…
DetailsThere’s a rumour, the rumour has it that a certain astronomy Professor was relieved of something a couple of months ago. Now what could it be I wonder? And how did they steal from beneath her watchful eyes? Of course I know who and what, but disclosure is dangerous. Now citrus uncovers rumours, but I,…
DetailsArticle by Eric Hyland My fellow students, I have some dire news to share. Our beloved school is under attack. You may not have noticed, but outside forces have invaded our castle, and if we don’t stop them, they will threaten the safety and the security of our school… I’m talking, of course, about the…
Detailsby The Raven Quill Most traditions consider the fairies something magical to brighten up the holidays by placing them on our Christmas trees. Harmless and playful as these might be to look at in all their glorious colours, in the long run are they going to bring harm or good as they nestle inside our…
DetailsIf you’re not a brain dead giant slug, you’ve probably noticed a few students walking around looking like zombies after they’ve received letters from home… but those aren’t just any letters, they’re HOWLERS! Oh no! The recent Daily Prophet article (complete rubbish really), alerted parents and family members alike; as their concern grew so did…
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