So, Perse said that since this was my idea, I have to write the header. I’m much better with my paintbrush then I am with the written word, so let’s hope I don’t muck this up too much. This year, your year as head girl, has been calmer than most of the recent years. But…
DetailsA week has passed since the school shattering news that our former Headmistress has received a job promotion (of sorts) into the Ministry as the Minister of Magic. This position is the highest position in all of the British Magical World and is an elected position by witches and wizards who are of legal age…
DetailsOnce again, it is I and I have a message. I urge you to listen very carefully, Hogwarts. Your sense of peace without Dorchester is completely wrong. You are arrogant to the truth left in your wake. The takeover from Dorchester was an inside look into how when things get bad, you make it worse…
DetailsGwenaderin Ferox Earlier in the year, we had Professor Priaulx’s tumble and the ominous note that floated down with the ouroboros symbol drawn upon it. Then came a blackboard version of the symbol in Professor Venom’s mythology class. Now, we have second year Jesma Pearl’s poisoning at dinnertime. The second year student’s goblet of water…
DetailsThe Owl Post is politically neutral. Any analysis or opinions expressed in this article are those of the author alone. They do not represent the views of this publication or Hogwarts School. I am told that many Muggles sit in trepidation on election days as they wait to hear who will fill the leadership positions…
DetailsBy Essa Nazari After the threats that lingered over our head for a good bit of last year of the ministry taking over the school and the subsequent takeover by Dorchester and her collection of goons, this year has been peaceful. And to be honest, it has been nice. A time to rest and recharge.…
DetailsIt seems all is not well at Hogwarts as we face another attack signed with the ouroboros symbol. A dinnertime poisoning is the talk of the school at present, and its execution was all too simple. A common plant, an everyday meal period, and an unknowing student played victim in a near fatal plot. To…
DetailsSqueaking lately? Have an irresistible urge to turn a snog fest into a snot feast? You may be a victim of the Pygmy Virus outbreak here at Hogwarts. Is it a coincidence that, just before the first cases of the illness, a warning came from the Department of Infectious Diseases? It was the fanfare mask,…
DetailsDanger is not always so apparent. Sometimes, the worst of threats come from corners where it is least expected. This is all too true now, while a secret war brews within the castle. The beginnings were subtle. A small handful of Ravenclaws wearing large, strange hats. It not only seemed innocent enough, but even endearingly…
DetailsTired, tired, I’m getting tired, my love. Waiting, waiting, always waiting, my dove. Another year, another tear, and still nowhere near. Your face, your heart, the revoltingly beautiful smell (and taste) of your fart. Feel, feel, the gingery feel, my love Aching, aching, my heart is aching, my dove. Its just a game of cat…
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