You all danced your worship to The Great Pumpkin on Saturday night and come midnight, in the wee hours of Thursday morning, you will find yourselves greatly rewarded! My mum once told me that in polite conversation we should avoid talking of religion, politics, and The Great Pumpkin, but when times are dire sometimes you…
Detailsby Essa Nazari Hallowe’en. The spookiest night of the year, and for us, it is the start of the holiday season here at Hogwarts and thus begins the season of trying to figure out what to wear for the different festivities that are hosted by the school for the student body as a whole. When…
Detailsby L. Clements I have many theories as to why the grand staircase was really closed last week; all the portraits were protesting clothes and the professors were trying to protect our innocent eyes, a muggle escalator was being installed, But I have intel that the staircase was ACTUALLY a sentient creature that has resided…
DetailsTo our head boy and our head girl we thank you. Thank you for all the times you’ve spent throughout these years, especially this last one, holding our hands while we wandered aimlessly through these corridors. Thank you for always being there to lend an ear while we fussed over homework and exams. Thank you…
DetailsEditor Note: This was sent to us at Owl Post with the simple request to publish it. Now excuse me while I go sob into my pillow. DEAR HOGWARTS, IT’S BEEN A VERY LONG, WEIRD, EXHAUSTING AND WONDERFUL ADVENTURE. SO MANY THINGS HAVE HAPPENED IN THE SPAN OF SEVEN YEARS, THAT IT’S HARD TO…
DetailsHiya loyal Owl Post readers. Here’s a letter sent straight to me from Professor O’Keeffe for publishing. Some of you might find it interesting! To the Headmistress Aoife O’Keeffe, staff and students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It is in my deepest regrets that I and my team of aurors made wrongful judgments…
DetailsAnother headmaster another problem. You’ve come to us to find out the happenings from last nights fiasco! Just a word from the editors, The Owl Post does not claim to know all the things, we just report what we see! Last night was a jumble for some and terror for others. We were interrupted during…
DetailsIn Red Dwarf (a muggle TV show from the 90s) Lister (the main character) finds out that he is own father and abandons himself (as a baby) in a box with the word ‘Ouroboros’ on it; a symbol of the fact his life is a constant cycle. Last week there was a delivery of oranges…
DetailsIn light of recent events within the magical world. The break out of Azkaban by Judy Dorchester and then the rumours and warnings to avoid the shadows, when the Minister of Magic (and former headmistress) Hannah Fischer made a visit to Hogwarts, I took a chance and asked her for an interview. Much to my…
DetailsHelloooo! Hogwarts! After a few months of hiatus, which I honestly beg my reader’s forgiveness, I am back! Okay, so, lets get back to the news and gossip from Hogsmeade. First and probably the top of all news on everyone’s lips is about the Quidditch Cup that is returning to the UK this summer. It…
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