Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


Vikander is a LOT better at spells involving locks than reparo. THAT’S why the window was broken when we came in. He wasn’t able to fix it on his own.

The reason the 7th years weren’t at IMPs was because they were working on enchanting a few of the hallways for indoor ice hockey matches.

Professor Clarke is bribing students in her class with dragon theme snacks to stay out the Forbidden Forest.

Did you see the Hufflepuff prefect and her cousin going into the woodshop? I heard they are building their own fortress.

The gruel was because the “food budget” was spent on fire whiskey.

Did anyone else wonder where the tall snek has been hiding? I heard that he’s been laying in around studying books that he keeps hidden under his bed.

The house elves are REFUSING to cook so the homemaking magic professor is doing all the meals. They taste TERRIBLE!

Apparently Arthur likes to keep mice in his pants.

Vikander must be ill. He dismissed us after only half an hour because of a mouse.

A few of the lions must have touched the same trinket. They are saying ‘bangarang’ and seem to be hallucinating food that isn’t actually there.

There’s a bet going on who is going to hex Ofrein first for the ‘pureblood’ gibberish.

Boys LITERALLY do backflips for Truegarden’s attention.

RHI Ravenclaw Prefect needs more baguettes.

RHI that a Lion beast attempted to give a snake girl a lesson, but found herself disarmed quickly. Luckily 2 other lions came to her support, to save her face, as she was heating up the corridor temperature…

There have been whispers of the Hufflepuff girls dorms kicking a guy out that no one saw in. WORSE he only had on blankets!

I heard someone else is sweet on the Candy Badger and is preparing to fight the Blond Ashworth for her.

A lot of Dogs have been seen about the castle despite not being allowed.

I heard the elves went to gruel to make everyone go home for the holidays so they can have the castle to themselves for a HUGE elf party.

Vikander is just three half goblins in a trench coat

The first meeting of the cat cult was a success. Yes, it’s real, and it’s adorable.

Dechants isn’t wearing hats to be festive. It’s to feel taller

Letsworth used a knockback spell on himself at the start of the duel to not have to go up against a Peyroux


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