Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


A little bird said they spotted a blond eagle girl and a snake boy with dark hair arguing in the middle of the Great Hall. 

Someone told me that Priaulx pinches the bridge of her nose to suppress the laughter she feels inside.

The Mock Trial is just a ruse to round up Hogwarts students who aren’t purebloods.

Whatever happened to that Ravenclaw girl has left her so spacey they’re planning to assign a House Elf to her so she can figure out how to get to her own common room.

The real reason they have the kids collecting potions ingredients for extra credit is the staff blew the potions budget on fire whiskey.

RHI that a snake prefect pissed off the badgers at Apparition

A Mocking Eagle got shut down by the Badger Fashionisto when she decided to try to mock the tiniest Lion in the room.

Rumour has it that our resident Vampire Professor P has gotten to some students during the break, which is why they are missing now.

The reason Miss Bonnie hasn’t been holding Artificing Club is that she’s busy making an army of magical warriors to fight in case a war happens.

I heard that a certain 5th year Ravenclaw birthday girl is a secret Veela, she kept talking about turning on her irresistible charms during her party.

Rumour Has It… Bertie Botts Beans has Spring Flavors. Ana Hemlock went for marshmallow fluff flavour… instead got fermented milk and nearly barfed in front of everyone in the Great Hall.

The portraits keep whispering about students having their heart to hearts outside the castle walls and are sad to miss all the drama.

Rumour is that Arthur’s brother has a massive crush on Frankie


Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!