Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!

Does nobody in this castle know how to play a good old game of dodgeball? Come ooooonnnn.

Priaulx and Vikander weren’t in school because they were on a date.

Fujioka has a trunk large enough to hold bodies and made sure to show us in class.

Art wasn’t cancelled because of the dragon. It was because all the paint was gone since the divinations professor stole it all to use in her class.

Haven’t seen the little pointy-eared [redacted] around much lately. Is she hiding or something? Good! Maybe she’ll go home.

A red headed snake cast a shrinking charm in Hogsmeade. Is she even 17?

I’ve heard that the famous red pen finally ran out of ink

Did you hear about the crazy older lion that keeps trying to get into the forest to EAT the dragon.

A LOT of kids were talking about carrying around meat in case the dragon comes near again thinking it will go for that if they through it rather than them. Don’t they realize that THEY are meat too?

Remember kids Miss Bonnie says always cheat up!

Hogwart’s Matron has a hobby in collecting antique assassination devices.

Dechants is trying and failing to start a cult. It MIGHT be cat related.

Rumour has it a certain 2nd year Lion was hauled off to jail. Word is it was deserved

Rumour has it Toby has stopped telling puns because he is being pun-ished

A new set of “we’re just friends” has emerged as a not a couple. More experienced folk know how this will turn out.

Rumour has it that an ickle firstie has a mad crush on a 6th year Gryffindor quidditch player

Snake Snack Queen has a new beau and is already ready for co-habitation. She said she wants a house with walls between the rooms.

A Ravenclaw Prince got a kiss from a Mistletoe Elf without the booth being present

Rumour has it The cake thief is making off with a gingerbread mansion and talking actual house with that 7th year Lion. Talk about romance.

The reason Snack Queen loves hogwarts so much is she gets a real bed.


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