Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


The REAL reason we aren’t allowed in the ‘fobidden forest’ is because that’s where DracheBlume keeps her walnut stash.

Professor Vikander doesn’t actually need a cane. That’s where he keeps an extra sword, just in case.

The badgers are in a competition to see who can get someone from each house at the same table for the most meals in a row.

Professor Morrigan is actually Jarleth Hobart.

I hear the Lion’s all use the same hairdresser.

Why did the head mistress come in person at the start of the Mythology class? Was it cause she wanted to check on the new professor or just to scare some misbehaving firsties?

I heard a student called himself handsome in Mythology class. I agree.

Professor Williams expects us to do SEVEN at a desk!

Those two lion prefects don’t look as cozy as before. They aren’t even sitting together at meals!

I heard Vik had to cancel DADA today to free up more time in his schedule to yell at the lions. Is it true they need TWO escorts now?!?

A couple of 2nd year Lions like to talk behind their housemates’ backs but aren’t very good at it.

Has a certain prefect traded in a star for a rockstar?

Vikander is so convinced we are going to be attacked at any moment that he keeps doors locked any time it’s possible. When it’s not, he spends the least amount of time possible in the room.

Professor Williams the Detention Oprah

Professor Williams said to set off a stinkbomb in Vikander’s room

The REAL reason the little lions need escorts is because Vikander knows the first years can’t even light their wands and the second years are using every spell they know after not being able to cast over the summer. He doesn’t want to have to do paperwork if one of them dies and they are refusing to follow his “run away” rule.


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