Snarky-scopes

Aries (March 21-April 19) Your best friend just called you a loser. Today is what life’s all about. Go get ’em tiger! Your next Career: Mortician. You will get a worthless coupon in the post. If someone tells you to get back on the horse, quit taking their dating advice immediately. Mr. Ed may be…

Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.   Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few…