Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


The Gryffindor Seeker seemed so confident he’d catch the snitch, I’m sure I saw him stop at the stands to chat up a girl with bright pink and red hair.

Someone was writing ‘please return to….’ on all their fingers and toes before the apparitions class.

RHI a snake-pirate and a lion-fox were snogging right in the middle of the grand staircase. Get a broom closet like the rest of us, merlin!

One of the 3rd year lions had to explain to one of the 1st year lions “where babies come from” when Vikander returned

One of the veela got out of having to take a calming draught after SETTING SOMEONE ON FIRE by making a sad face at the head boy.

A lion prefect threated to use bombarda on a snake prefect’s ear.

Jonathan Deca Garcias gets punched in the face so often that there’s a betting pool going to see how many times it’ll happen each week.

One of the lions was sooooo excited to see a room with paintings all of them. Then they realized they were mirrors. Apparently someone forgot what was behind those towels that were covering the mirrors in the bathrooms.

One of the 2nd year snakes tried a tickling spell on a rock thinking it would crack up. Apparently they didn’t know that ‘cunning’ doesn’t make spell puns work on actual objects.

One of the 4th year lions got stabbed during dinner by a 6th year snake.

Timmy is so small she was almost eaten by the fanged geranium in herbology.

Those snake twins have been trying to work out one of the unforgivable curses and have been taking people off to practice on them.



Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!