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So who here has smelled the emissions from that one first year huffle? Someone give him some beano.
How were the Brew Off Competitors supposed to compete with two of the judges being veela! I could barely pay attention, and I wasn’t even participating!
Are they back together? Looking mighty happy over there. Are Prince and Princess having a new shot at their kingdom?
There are a lot of cozy meetings around lately. Has spring sprung a bit late this year?
Some people enjoy dueling others way too much. Do we have some grudges to solve?
Have you seen the judges? Two Veelas and a Quidditch Superstar? How did anyone focus on the potions? Potions? What potions!
Did anyone else see the Head Boy and the Lion Prefect in the dueling room?
“Did you see that Hufflepuff prefect cheat during Potions? They totally skipped the line- I didn’t know the puffs played so dirty!”
“Did you see the Gryffindor triplet!? They didn’t have a boggart! The door swung open and it was empty!? What the bloody hell? Are they fearless?!”
Has anyone else witnessed the flowered Snake and the Ravenclaw Prince holding hands? She holds hands with anyone it seems.
“Rumor has it a Ravenclaw Prefect has been taking a few too many spills in the hall recently…”
Man have you seen how quickly that prefect moved on from the head girl? Absolutely wild.
Do that fourth year lion and the third year eagle think we are blind? Of course they are together! If they want to pretend to be only friends they need to be less obvious.