Witchy Whispers has it all
New Hottie on the Block?
Godric’s Hollow continues to draw in the rich and famous of the wizarding world with newly divorced Ballycastle Bats player Caryxander Mordushku having apparently been seen frequenting the outskirts an awful lot. He’s either looking for a house or has speedily found a new lover
Wasps favourite Ayo Onyilguwo and his childhood sweetheart were reportedly visited by the stork in recent months but the clandestine couple appear to have kept the news close to their chest with no one being in the know! Witch Weekly is hoping for a hot scoop with the new family, watch this page!
Stud for a Snip!?
The Ashworth matriarch is considering drastic measures to reign in her second born son’s libido with her being overheard at her tea party discussing things not to be discussed over tea and scones. Apparently it involved a part of the anatomy and a severing charm. Dear me, let’s hope his pregnant girlfriend doesn’t mind too much!
The Ashworths continue to double up in Witchy Whispers with rumours abound of the return of the apparently-not-deceased Ingnatious Ashworth II causing a storm in a tea cup at their fancy tea party!
Tati the Tizz!
The oft elusive and infrequently seen duelist Tati Pyotrinko was spotted having a complete melt down in the middle of a street near her home. Locals awkwardly edged their way around the mascara sodden wixen who seems to be doing everything to find herself on the glossy pages these days!
The Department of Magical Accident and Catastrophes Head was seen hurriedly scurrying after the new Head of Magical Education in what seemed to be a lovestruck daze as the Heads of all the Ministry Departments were dragged in for an apparent emergency meeting on a Saturday no less! It must be urgent… and maybe it must be love?
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