Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!

Did you hear about the hinkypunk appearing on the Rope Bridge just before curfew?

Word is there’s a First Year determined to catch a Dementor, he’s the demented one if you ask me.

There was a real dementor at Hogwarts coming from the DADA tower! I saw it with my own eyes!

“I swear I saw it! A dementor flew down onto the suspension bridge and ate a kid!”

Someone’s been in the duelling room after curfew…- don’t ask how I know that. I always follow curfew.

Did you see one of the triplets CLOCK the other? Weirdest thing- they passed out but like… a minute after the punch?

A certain huffle quidditch messed up so badly her head of house was in her PJ’s trying to find her!

RHI that some people are doing everything they can to annoy badgers and make them get mad at them just so they can say that badgers aren’t what people think and make them look bad.

Man one of the Gryffindor prefects vomited off the stairwell in the DADA tower- nasty!

It was just a matter of time. What kind of fairy prince wants to be with a harpy anyway?

A small Hufflepuff suggested cookies and Arithmancy. Who knew they went together so well?



[Editor’s note: Professor O’Keeffe is reviewing The Owl Post and has redacted portions for reasons only known to herself]


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