Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.
Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!
It’s true that cats are bad swimmers. Have you seen that 4th year lion go down like a brick in Divinations? But what about the 7th year badger doing the same? Was it a competition who can drown faster?
It looks like a 5th year snake is bouncing from boy to boy. Didn’t think her simple mind was capable of such play
Did someone cast a fixing charm on those two? They’re hardly ever seen apart!
Careful, Icarus…
Looks like Malcolm is starting to crack under the pressure
A lion cub seems to have a crush or something on a snake prefect.
I heard K.F. got hit with two snowballs near the greenhouses!
Did hear about that wicked 4th year snake? Cursing that poor half-goblin. How sad is that.
Two Slytherins after the same 3rd year Gryffindor? What could possibly be in the water?
In every Common Room is a secret hiding spot. Mine has tea.
RHI the Slytherin Snack Trader got restocked. The gummy bears were pretty good. Would recommend.
RHI the awkward Snake who can’t hold eyecontact can draw. Who’d have known?
RHI that the fountains are spiked! Must be true or that Badger Prefect would not have been so mesmerized by that tall Snake’s eyes – or would she?
Heard the Ravenclaw co-captain got her big-mouth kicked from the team.
Rumor has it that magic isn’t real. (Editors Note: Are you blind? Look around, walls are made of magic now innit?)
That spiky-haired weirdo passed out in a plate of mash at dinner then started talking some nonsense about falling off her broom.
Did you see that a couple of people conveniently left just before the chaos began? Did they know something they didn’t share with the rest?
Someone said that the Tall 5th Year Snek’s house scarf was stolen. What’s up with that? Is nothing sacred anymore?
HAH I knew those two where actually dating! Just watching them at the dance proved it!
Looks like the Candy Badger got another mystery letter from the lil owl.
Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!
