Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


A snowball that sent him in for an icy drink. It was all way quicker than you all would think. And it was with just that one hand, that tall boy pulled him back to land.

RHI a lion has been looking to the stars, or are they just starry-eyed?

Seems the caves are the new hotspot. I’d be worried about what lurks down there!

Those two sixth year lions looked pretty cozy the other night

RHI that a sweet smelling badger got a rose and a letter from an unknown admirer

A Starman and a Lion have been seen getting rather cozy together of late.

I heard the shortest student in the school has a crush on the head boy.

The rumours are true; there is a red-haired snack dealer in the Snake pit.

Starboy has descended from the Astronomy Tower and hasn’t left a Prefect Lion’s side. Word is he has a new planet to orbit around and he calls her his “Moon”

How come a Lion Prefect can walk around after curfew with her love interest, yet I get in trouble going off for a midnight snack?

I saw Lil J trying to fix her unruly hair after running out of the dungeons. Who’s she trying to impress?!

I’ve never seen a Firstie blush so hard. What is that lil Lions issue?

So it was FREAK convention at Muggle Studies. Maybe they’re plotting how to steal the rest of our money. Filthy little creatures.

How quickly do boys move on? He’s already over Pennington and onto Fairewell? Merlin!

I heard there was an accident in charms class, the professor and that goblin girl got hurt. Somebody’s been going around saying a certain seventh year slytherin girl with brown hair did it.

I heard a seventh year slytherin girl was making fun of a kid who’s grandmother just died…

That slytherin looked better as a rat.

That Professor Norfulthing’s a proper nutter. He sat on the lectern in the middle of the Great Hall! Neat as you please, just climbed up on it! Then started screaming at some Slytherin girl. Cracked he is. Cracked

RHI the 6th year Lions have a Boys Club on Friday night where they do face masks and give each other pedicures.

Somebody was flying around the castle on a broom. No clue who it was. Some ginger in yellow and pink. So maybe a Hufflepuff? She was really quick. I mean, quick. Huge broom, though. I mean, huge. Weirdly huge. Unless she’s really small

I saw the head boy and a certain Slytherin boy prefect with black hair up in the clock tower all alone- I bet they were snogging!

The charms professor said he was going to turn a slytherin into a fly for breaking another student’s ribs! He’s a bit mad, aint he?

[Redacted] (OOC Editor’s Note: Please ensure that all rumours submitted are able to be known ICly and are not merely pulled from someone’s wiki page.)

First that girl gets hurt in Hogsmeade, then that professor and student get hurt in class because of a hex… is anywhere safe?What’s with the beefed up security if they can’t even keep us safe?

You see that first year lion having a meltdown by the loch on Sunday? The heads of houses sent everyone else inside and stayed out with them.

Who all’s seen the owl with the bell about the castle? Its so cute!

A first year lion was seen in the library talking to the librarian about a certain seventh year slytherin that’s been in a lot of trouble recently.


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