Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


Is it true that Viktor Byrnewood confessed his feelings for that weirdo Juno Pennington? What an odd combination.

I hear there’s a red haired muggle-snack dealer in Slytherin, who swaps snacks for secrets.

What’s with the bloodthirsty little Gryffindor Firsties? Are they the new disciples of the Dark Lord or something?

Gryffindor Prefects were leaving bits of themselves all over the Great Hall. If this class goes on long enough, the House will run out of Prefects, one bit at a time.

Did you see those two prefects again? They’ve been together a whole lot lately!

RHI one of the Snake twins were bawling their eyes out in the great hall.

RHI Billing’s behind is still raw from the red sparking Aloy shot his way.

I heard that someone’s cat attacked that bad guy in Hogsmeade and saved the first year!

Why were those two sisters eating and laughing with the criminal right before he tried to murder that first year?

The [redacted] got run out of the Three Broomsticks. Good, I say! We don’t need that filth at our school.

I heard there was a little Goblin rebellion in Hogsmeade today. It got crushed. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

3 months seems light for telling off your HoH. I’m surprised she survived the professor’s wrath at all.

Death almost becomes her


Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!