Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


Rumour has it a certain badger captain bit off more than she could chew at the Slytherin table the other week. They were seen walking away holding back tears.

Rumour has it Vikander wears a woman’s corset to get his shapely waist

The Hufflepuffs are losing their minds over some new paintings around school, particularly that veela. I saw her throwing a rude two-fingered salute at the Mona Lisa. Wait, we have the Mona Lisa now?

Bloody hell, you see that new Slytherin prefect? Course you didn’t, you gotta wade through thirty layers of thirsty girls just to get a glimpse. But rumour has it, he’s got weird hair!

Rumour is the owlery is the new makeout spot.

We all know that Hufflepuff quidditch is floundering, but I heard that they might actually have a full roster soon. Don’t know what the captain’s using for bribery, but whatever it is, it’s working!

Rumour has it that firsties are bribing their quidditch captain, and not the other way around. It’s kind of cute, but also a bit sinister!

Rumour has it the new Slytherin prefect has his sights set on asking one girl to the bash. Some say he already did, but he doesn’t seem too triumphant. I wonder what she actually said!

Rumour has it someone forgot their wand. HOW?!

I heard a certain puff and a certain raven were caught trying to break into the restricted section!

Rumour has it that pygmypuff virus is spreading again!

Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!