Beauxbatons’ Cardan Duarte’s Love-Rhombus Becomes Hexagonal Nightmare!
Writes gossip correspondent Philomena Pest
Oh darling, the foils of young love! It’s strangely addictive, isn’t it? Whether it’s the melody of a simple serenade, or a poem spoken in gentle, tentative whispers, the exchange of a simple plucked flower from a freshly fertilized field, or a box of chocolates procured from the finest chocolatiers. For the ladies of Beauxbatons Academy, however, love is no more than weaponized emulsion; but who’s getting painted blue?
Once the Queen of the love-rhombus, Cardan Duarte’s sinister trap has evolved into a hexagonal-entanglement, pulling in victims from all over Hogwarts castle. Her latest scathing beguilement comes in the form of Albert Tournadre, who recently threw himself into her embrace, showing signs that he had been compromised by some sort of devious highly advanced magic more than likely concocted at Beauxbatons, as part of a bigger ploy to take out the competition. Scathing!
The question remains; will the chaotic and sparring Lars Stangeland of Durmstrang let this happen, or will he wise up and join forces with the tantrum-prone Hogwarts Champion, Elliot Reid, once and for all? Remember, darlings… it’s not too late to enact that castling. Or is it? *smoky laugh* My money’s on the French!
