Beauxbatons Ploy Exposed!

Beauxbatons’ Cardan Duarte’s Love-Rhombus Becomes Hexagonal Nightmare! Writes gossip correspondent Philomena Pest Oh darling, the foils of young love! It’s strangely addictive, isn’t it? Whether it’s the melody of a simple serenade, or a poem spoken in gentle, tentative whispers, the exchange of a simple plucked flower from a freshly fertilized field, or a box…

Witchy Whispers

Hello, my lovely Whisperers! It’s been some time, hasn’t it?  Apparently, so much has happened, so let’s get into these whispers you have sent me! Some are QUITE interesting.   Magic Tricks Ayo Onyilgowu isn’t just magical as a Beater for the Wimbourne Wasps—he’s also a leprechaun with skills in coin trickery he learned from his…

Triumph of a Rook

  Reid Wins Second Task, Duarte And Stangeland’s Dangerous Distraction, And What’s Next?   Writes gossip correspondent Philomena Pest   Ah yes, the triumph of a rook, DARLING, in this unravelling inferno-game of chess, that continues to be beaten, squashed and mastered by thirteen-year-old Elliot Reid, who’s temper tantrums have proven to be less of…

Hogwarts U-TURNS Wandlore Ban

Hogwarts RETURNS Wandlore After Controversial Ban, O’Keeffe Cold Shoulders Students, and Reid The Rook’s Dummy Rampage ______ Writes gossip correspondent Philomena Pest ______ Sometimes, darlings, enough is enough, and my sources tell me that this is certainly the case for our national ‘hero to be’ Elliott Reid of Slytherin House. Infuriated by his ‘eavesdropping’ housemates,…

Champions At War!

Lars Stangeland means ‘WAR’ against fellow Triwiz champions, Cardan Duarte’s dangerous love triangle, and Elliott Reid’s ‘running’ chances at winning ______ Writes gossip correspondent Philomena Pest ______ War! Huh! What is it good for? Absolutely everything, darlings. If you’re Lars Stangeland, the Durmstrang Triwizard champion, anyway. In a bid to scope out the threats, and…