Hello, my lovely Whisperers! It’s been some time, hasn’t it? Apparently, so much has happened, so let’s get into these whispers you have sent me! Some are QUITE interesting.
Magic Tricks
Ayo Onyilgowu isn’t just magical as a Beater for the Wimbourne Wasps—he’s also a leprechaun with skills in coin trickery he learned from his mentor, Sir Kiss.
I’ve seen Ayo, I do love a good quidditch game after all, and he’d be the tallest of all the leprechauns I’ve ever seen. I do wonder about this coin trick though!
Vamps and Unicorns and Wolves, Oh my!
Vampires, unicorns, leprechauns, and wolves walk into a bar. That’s not the set-up of a joke, but commentary on the patrons of The Crimson Fang during the Mardi Gras party.
This sounds like it was quite the party. Now, I wonder who was who of all those creatures and beasts named!
Firm Con-firmed
I heard a young lady from the DMAC was all over a handsome auror’s chest at the Mardi Gras party at the Fang. She kept calling him very firm and tried to get a member of the Wizengamot to confirm it!
Ahh, this brings back memories of my late Sylvester. He had the nicest chest, shame that dragon had to eat him. …I digress..
Cheeky Peeks
I seen Darragh Daly eyeing another woman at the party in the fang in front of Persephone?? Is he a cheeky bugger or is he unfaithful?
Well, as long as all he did was eye there’s no harm in that if no one gets upset! Besides, the Darling Daly may be a rascal but he does seem to be into Persphone!
American Arrogance
President Raynott of MACUSA showed up unannounced at the Ministry of Magic this week. The Minister is currently abroad on diplomatic business so Ministry officials were left to deal with the situation themselves. Young, Mr. Colquhoun seemed to hold his own against the man, charming him with hotel recommendations and a free ticket to the Triwizard Tournament before he went on his way. Miss Nishi of the DMLE Patrol Squad also showed her confidence, not afraid to give it to the man straight and show that the British Ministry was not going to be pushed around by American arrogance.
Everything I have heard about the President says this is entirely all too common for his rude ways. Thank goodness for the hard work of those that delt with him! Give the younger Mr Colquhoun a bonus for this! He’s well on his way to high places like his father!
Rekindling old flames?
Lysander Diaval of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement was seen recently making moves on Persephone Vitrac in the Crimson Fang. Despite the tumultuous year the pair have had and her relationship with Quidditch star Darragh Daly, the young Chaser seemed all too welcoming of the attention.
OOHHHH can this be true? If the brilliant and lovely Lysander does get back with Persephone, I hope she treats him RIGHT this time and doesn’t get straying eyes. He deserves someone amazing! Such a sweet and brilliant young man who’s had to deal with way too much heartbreak. I so want a happy ending for him..
Turning a Cheek?
Harpies Chaser Persephone Vitrac certainly seemed to snub Darragh Daly at the MGAS Unity Festival. She turned away from his affectionate greeting upon his arrival to the fairgrounds.
This aligns with the above whisper about a reunion of Lysander and Persephone! Be still my heart!
Broken Hearts or Broken Bones?
Speaking of Darragh Daly, who would have thought a Quidditch Pro would fly so poorly he dropped into the energy field around the comet. Vitrac was seen carrying his unconscious form before depositing him at the healer’s tent.
I’m sure that it was the heartbreak that caused this. Someone has to suffer for others dreams to come true in love after all.
Want to whisper something juicy to Euphegenia?
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