Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


I heard a fifth year Gryff has the hots for the Trolley lady on the Hogwarts Express.

I saw the part-goblin girl on a very awkward looking date with that large Beauxbatons himbo at Madam Puddifoots.

Did you see that 7th year Hufflepuff strutting around like he owns the place? He even tried to bewitch the Candywitch! Bet her personal German did not like that.

I had no idea Elliott could sing like that. The whole Grand Staircase was echoing in the magnificent baritone. I heard portraits falling in love on first note!

How often do you think traps leading to Common Rooms had to be refilled yesterday? Busy day for the elves!

There was a lot of activity in the bathrooms after potion class. Was that potion they tried a laxative or were dozens of students switching outfits to play polyjuice tricks? Maybe both!

How many of you had no idea you were talking with a fake all evening? Who allowed this to happen? Stupid April’s fools.

Students were utterly ridiculous today. Giggles and dances, yelling of nonsense and all lovey dovey. Others attacked each other over food. What is in the air? Is the spirit of Easter out to make us crazy?

A certain lion was acting weird again. They say it was because of DADA class but in all honesty, we all know that they are just plain weird. Are we sure they aren’t under a constant influence of spells or potions?

Did you know that a certain blind student loves to eat spiders? Maybe the house elves should employ her for pest control after graduation!

RHI that there is a potion supplier in the castle. I may need some Euphoria potion myself, where is that supplier hiding?

Apparently a tough new Professor took 50 points from Slytherin after potions last week. They don’t seem to have changed on the hour glasses though? Hmm.

RHI that some students would prefer to stay their polyjuiced selves. I smell a business opportunity.

The sweater took one and a half muppets.

Two Hufflepuffs were seen holding hands in the library, hiding what appeared to be bookmarks in several of the books!

Apparently if you’re lucky enough, you might find spell-o-taped four leaf clovers in the pages of your favourite library books.

Who knew that the Head Boy could sing so theatrically? Weird that he has a sort of French accent when he does though.

There is apparently a very handsome new Hufflepuff prefect. He gathered quite a crowd after potions but hasn’t been seen since.

The Beauxbatons veela definitely couldn’t cope with two “friends” swapping faces right in front of him.

Two giggling characters attracted some stern glares in Magical Theory. It wasn’t the usual culprits either. Maybe somebody has been a bad influence …

The musical Belgian apparently looks quite dashing in a tight Slytherin uniform.

That Greek boy from the French school looked very happy after a certain rendezvous in the tower. Who can actually keep track of that school’s dalliances at this point?

I have heard that the Dechants family boasts a self fertilizing shrub among its ranks.
1. Likes dark and damp places (Slytherin dorm)
2. Best left alone.
3. Self-sufficient and efficient killer.
4. Will kill even it’s own kind if they get too close.


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