Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!



Did you hear the screams the other night? Someone was fighting in the staircase, but who?

The sweet-smelling badger can’t decide if she likes Durmstrang or Beauxbatons more. It seems she’s dropped her handsome Belgian ball date for a cheeky northern lad. Well, they do look cute together.

I heard this little Slytherin prat kept wanting to kill people at last week’s DADA Class. Stop trying to pretend like you’re a cool Dark Lord or something. It’s lame.

The French Champion has a new, gorgeous conquest on her lap – the INCREDIBLY muscular Rodrick Toes, of Beauxbatons. Sources say he’s not particularly bright, because his head is a little small, but who needs cleverness when you’re covered in rippling muscles? She clearly has a type.

I hear there’s a new Beauxbatons boy in the castle. They call him ‘Big Rod’.

I heard that the liberated rats where freed by some tender hearted hufflepuff’s who can’t stomach practicing on live animals


Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!