I hope you all had a lovely holiday season no matter which holiday you celebrate! And now that it is all over, let’s get to some of the whispers I was sent over the holidays! Some are quite the scandal! And since there may be a few people still hung over from parties I bet I’ll be getting a few more in once they sober up! Or at least I HOPE I do!
A Polite Pig?
Well, well, let’s start out with a whisper about a mainstay of late. The younger Macauley seems to be moving on quickly from the rumours of his divcorce! I do wonder who he was being polite to though. Any more information on the lucky, or not so lucky, witch?
George Macauley of Macauley Anti-Cheating Quills fame was spotted at the German market in Hogsmeade getting an eyeful at one of the booths. Despite his protests that he was only being polite, onlookers were quick to speculate if the buxom brunette he was seen gawking might just be the rumoured divorcee’s next fling
Ah, I do so love whispers about the Delectable Daly, Even if they do say I have no chance with him. Not that a woman of my age WOULD have a chance with him. Vitrac may be a heartbreaker but she does choose well! Best of luck to the two of them.
Plenty going down at the German Market, renowned Quidditch stars Darragh Daly and Persephone Vitrac were seen around the market, supposedly on a date. When questioned if they were together now, Ireland’s lady lover was quick to confirm, despite the rumours coming from Va-Va-Veela Vivika.
Spill the Tea
OH NO. I’d die if I got banned from Puddlefoots! They have the BEST ladies fingers! Hopefully this pair that has often quarrelled in public have learned its best to keep that private! But poor Lyasander! Come visit me. I will give you all the tea and sweets you wish.
It seems the Silver Wolf, Persephone Vitrac, and Lysander Corvus-Diaval of the DMLE Hitwixen division had a shouting match in Hogsmeade’s quaint tea shop. Word is it was a lover’s quarrel that ended with the pair banned from the shop.
Oh, I do so hope this one isn’t just a rumour! The Cadwell Siblings are known for their inability to settle down and many lovers. So, if someone managed to capture the heart of one of those two fantastic law folk, he must be something special! Someone tell me more about this man!
I hear the wedding bells toll for a certain female Auror! That Alys Cadwell seems to have found a man, but who knew she was dating someone? They certainly kept it on the downlow, but oh what a wonderfully cute couple they are!
From Ashes to Ashworths
Oh dear, this one sounds a bit concerning. I do hope he doesn’t start hassling his family. They’ve done so well rising up out of the ashes of that horrible fire two years ago!
I heard that Grandfather Ashworth, who everyone thought died in that horrible fire that destroyed all of Shadowgrove, showed up at this year’s winter Gala alive and well. And apparently just as blood purest and elitist as ever.
Of Beaters and Duelists
Hmmm, I may have to dive into some older editions as Aphrall Norlfuthing is a name that tickles my memory but I’m not sure why. But Fletcher! The quidditch star should know better than to behave like that!
Those who were at day one of the Little Lamp light open, saw that one pair of duelists had no idea how to follow the rules. Aphrall Norlfuthing and Adam Fletcher just tried to hurt each other instead of showing off any flair or artistry.
Is it clear if they snuck out or were they one of the rare ones to leave home? Though if they did sneak out perhaps shutting the floo off in Three Broomsticks would keep students where they are supposed to be.
Worrying to see that O’Keeffe isn’t keeping a closer eye on her students as a handful of students snuck out of the castle to attend the Dueling Contest in Little Lamplight
Batting at Beaters
WEL,L since they are rumored to be divorcing AND well..I’m assuming this whisper means she was talking to the Delectable Daly, one really can’t blame her for it. Especially since he was flirting with someone else himself!
MRS Saffron Macauley was seen batting her lashes at the Quidditch player Darragh Doolally at the fair, while her fool of a husband was purchasing her expensive gifts. Scandalous!
Oh darling,s if my body was as lovely as hers, I’d want to show it off as well. I did when younger! Alas the years have taken their toll and I am no longer someone anyone wants to see in those types of outfits! Saffron can wear what she wants!
Have you seen the dresses Mrs Macauley puts on for her special interviews? You can see all the way down to her bellybutton with those low cuts! And this is the wife of George Macauley, of the Anti-Cheating Quills business… that’s ANTI-cheating, Mrs Macauley!
The Silver Age
OH GOODNESS. I must fan myself at this news! I knew Gallo way back when we were in Ravenclaw together! And he was SOOOOO handsome but I was too shy to try to speak to him! I had heard something happened to make him wear a mask all the time. But it seems whatever happened did not hurt his handsome face! OHHHH GIIOOO, if you read this do come for a visit we MUST catch up! …you can leave the mask behind!
I was at the dueling tourney and saw that Professor Gallo actually took off that plague doctor mask of his! I knew he was an older man, but I had no idea he was such a silver fox.
Oh dear, this IS concerning news! I hope the shop owner finds which worker this is and fires them and contacts whoever may need to be if things are very bad!
I heard through the grapevine that one of the Potion Shop workers in Hogsmeade might be a little less honest about their intentions than it appears! Everyone make sure you aren’t buying suspicious potions!
Well, with his sister now off the market and settling down, it sounds like the lovely Emrys is taking up her slack! LADIES, if you want a lovely time do find him! Just don’t expect more than a night or two!
I have sent in quite a few rumours about Emrys Cadwell often to this paper; and let’s be honest, who wouldn’t want to?; but I have heard from some reliable sources that he’s really been showing off that smooth whit and gentlemanly manner to the ladies! Sounds like he’s becoming quite the Wixen, James Bond.
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