Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!



Seems another prefect will be hearing wedding bells in the future. Is this becoming a trend?

Some people are saying they heard the paintings singing fat bottom girls….what?

A former student is encouraging students to cheat! I saw him give a lion a cheating quill, who woulda thought

Did you see the captain of the snakes fling a spell at an alum?

I heard the wedding was absolutely beautiful. Everyone’s favourite double-act getting the lanky Slytherin and the Best Man absolutely mullered to the point the lanky Slytherin blessed the grass with the contents of his stomach, however, was not.

Who all saw the mean little snake at the wedding and not dressed for it?! Why did she even go?

WOW, that guy with the quills at the job faire turned the Slytherin captain into a dog!

It seems the red headed reporter who works for the Daily Prophet doesn’t know how to go anywhere without making a scene.

There is a lion that’s too smart for the house.

Are the Sixth-Years trying to take care of plants in Herbology, or just survive encounters with them? Either way, they look like they’re taking serious risks getting as close to those things as they are.



Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!