During the Owl Posts most recent article purge, some of our senior members stumbled upon this poem written by a former head girl (and current journalist of the Daily Prophet) about the dress code for the Hearty Party. And we felt like, despite its age, it still got the point across. So, here we are, a lovely poem about what to…or not to wear to the Hearty Party by our very own Saffron Foxclaw.
- Essa Nazari
It’s that time of year again; roses are being given out by very… enthusiastic cupids, submissions are pouring in for Cupid’s Corner, and there are only 3 more school days until The Hearty Party!
As usual The Owl Post is going to stick its nose in with fashion advice, but to help you remember we’ve added a bit of a twist. Enjoy.
The Hearty Party is on
Once again this year!
If you’re worried about dress code,
Then you have nought to fear.
I have here this guide,
Stick to it, you’ll be fine:
Try not to look trashy,
But instead look divine.
It’s not formal this time,
So the rules are quite loose
But there are one or two;
We expect no abuse.
When it comes to wearing suits,
You’ll find it quite fair,
You don’t need a tie,
But do not show chest hair.
No jeans and no trainers,
And no knickers on show,
No cleavage at all,
And keep heels quite low.
When it comes to skirt length,
Mid-thigh will do;
Any higher than that,
Then tights, not see-through.
That more or less does it-
Wait! No stilettos!
Now go practice your dancing,
Avoid stepping on toes.
