Feeling a bit stuffy? Are your eyes swollen and itchy? Do you have random clumps of hair suddenly popping out from your pores? What about those odd squeaks escaping you mid-sentence?
Well then, you my friend, have the Pygmy Virus.
The Pygmy Virus has hit Hogwarts again, and it seems to be taking the castle by storm. This virus is EXTREMELY contagious, spread even just from contact of skin, contact of new found fur, bodily fluids, touching a Pygmy Puff, or even breathing it in the air.
A full list of symptoms includes:
– Small hair growth patches in various areas of the body that resemble the same colour of the Pygmy it was contracted from.
– Itchiness and redness of the skin.
– Swollen and itchy eyes.
– Runny noses and sneezing.
– Involuntary squeaking at random times.
If you think you have this contagion, please try to stay calm, keep a handful of tissues nearby, and perhaps a shaving razor to keep your skin, hair free.
While there is no current cure for the Pygmy Virus, our Hospital Wing Matrons are scrambling to find a concoction to heal your ailments, hopefully having a cure in the next few days.