Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


I heard The Trolly Lady will be teaching Homemaking Magic this year.

The new DHM smells like meat because he has special arrangements with the house elves to get food delivered every hour on the hour.

Apparently the late Arthur Letsworth’s cousin was in a laxative advert. Probably with the new deputy head given the MASSIVE fart we heard at dinner. I bet they heard it all the way in Hogsmeade, to be honest…

I heard the little freak got eaten by a yeti in Nepal

Someone told me Billings is dating a gargoyle statue they found in the dungeons.

The third year red queen went red alright! When the second year gave him a surprise birthday kiss on the cheek, his face was as rosy red as the hearts on his costume skorts!

I witnessed a second year attacking her housemates on the very first day back, and the prefect nearby did nothing to stop her!

Seemed like a couple of Gryffindors tried to throw a first year off the tower!

Rumour is Macauley is the guy that was on the train tracks we had to stop for.

Did you hear? One 7th year couple got engaged over the summer and NOT the one you’re thinking of! This one won’t be scheduling their wedding on a full moon as the bride would be a little extra hairy then.

I won’t name names but a LOT of younger students were bragging about how they got away with casting over summer.

I heard that blonde Gryffindor fourth year with the giant ears is a vampire in disguise…

things that make you go hmmmm.. the latest Slytherin prefect is a slug and admits to craving goblin mouthwater.

The library is home to a nest of vampires.

Rumour has it a certain inflicted student attacked a prefect and the head boys response was not to spread fear mongering about the students very dangerous and very contagious situation. Does he not care about the students well-being?

Rumour has it a werewolf student had to be dragged away from a prefect he was going to attack. Is it safe to even be in a school with them?

Looks like Slytherins got fed up and kicked Orfein to her own house.

Professor Ramscraig has a post office outfit and regrets not having had it on during first class of the year when a owl started deliveries during his class.

Priaulx writes poetry about space in her free time.

Someone spray painted “Julia Orfein” as a troll in the great hall. I bet a galleon it was a lion.

One of the prefects “negotiated” with a group of people who didn’t want the graffiti taken down by mentioning stickers of it for later.

That hufflepuff must have hit his head pretty hard to say the reason he fell was “lemons”.

Two people had a very loud and public break up in the grand staircase right before dinner. Now one is dating Edna and the other Jeeves.

Did you see the fashionable Hufflepuff go flying over into a backflip neck crack at our first Herbology meeting? RHI his cousin barely touched him. He just wanted to show off those acting skills again!


Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!