Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


Have you seen her? Oh my goodness! Is she dying right in front of us?

Have you seen Timmy lately? What’s up with her? Is she, like, dying or something?

Art was the one summoning the Basilisk. It hasn’t been seen since his death

I saw the Headmistress in a coat and a swimsuit on Sunday! For an old woman she still looked great!

They say that Italian kid, Giovani, has a lot of secret admirers!

Some Aurors have gone missing and the ministry is covering it up

Looks like the little [redacted]’s hair is red again. I suppose that means she won’t be dying anytime soon. Gee whiz. I was hoping we could knock off another annoying Gryffindor. [editor’s note: The Owl Post does not condone this sentiment]


Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!