Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


A SEVENTH year lion ate Potpourri in art class. Not sure if he didn’t know what it was or was still too hungry after a week with gruel to think straight and have the actual food on the table at the front of the room.

RHI that a certain ginger head has lost their way and WAND in the dungeons, Lions should know that dungeons are not their natural habitat, n’est-ce pas?

The lions bet against O R F E I N seems to fail, a Lion has to be successful to get the wager paid out…oh, oui, malchance.

Spotted: An interesting quartet was seen down by the boathouse. The Head Boy and his former fling came face to face publicly for the first time in a long while. It’s surprising that no one was /flung/ into the lake, as our Badger Beater was found embracing a new toy of the day, a boy in blue and bronze. To make matters more complicated, a certain flowery Slytherin was spotted among the trio. Are Bobby Billings’ easy ways about to haunt him? Only time will tell. Keep watching.

Things just keep getting more interesting. The head boy and his former badger beaux were seen almost coming to blows outside the Great Hall. Could it be a lovers’ quarrel sparked by the boy in blue and bronze? Or is something deeper going on? Only time will tell

Scratch that almost, readers. Head Boy and the former Badger Beau were seen shoving each other in a shouting match in the Great Hall. Doesn’t look good for the badge holders of the school

[Editor: Should we make a column dedicated to Billings’s love life? Vote to come in 2030]

Riven is actually a Rothenberg.

Did you see the head girl’s dance moves at the ball? Absolute waddling. Some say she’s a duck animagus!

I heard that the petite huffle boy went to the ball in a tux. No gloves. No shoes.

For all that stuff the Head Boy said to that Hufflepuff Metamorph, I caught him and his date rushing off hand in hand to the Photo Lab post dance… Maybe things aren’t as mutual as he thinks?..

[Editor: See, more reason to make a Billings only article]

I was told that the Hufflepuff ate the cheese that got thrown and stuck up his nose!

RHI has been busy trying to curry favour with some of the professors, what’s he up to?

There is a cheese bandit at Hogwarts. They managed to hit nine people with cheese at the dance.


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