Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


The first meeting of the Cat Cult will be the 10th of December at 3pm in room 22b.

Did I see the Head Girl kiss her fellow Slytherin Prefect in front of the Great Hall? Isn’t she in a 3 year relationship with her girlfriend?

Bonnie “misplaced” all the 3rd years during IMPs. I wonder how long it will take or even IF they will ever be found.

How many pairs of slippers does the Head Girl own? I heard she makes up names for each of them.

The reason the 7th years weren’t at IMPs was because they were working on enchanting a few of the hallways for indoor ice hockey matches.

The ghost of Greenteeth is responsible for every trip, stumble, and fall in the grand staircase.

I heard Chalamet rode a bike into Transfiguration and Banks confiscated it.

Watch out for the cocoa stand. Some of the cocoa has added giggles.

The badgers convinced the house elves to serve gruel so they could sell more cocoa.

Fujioka talked the house elves into serving something barely edible because she didn’t have enough random things for people to hold as punishment.

A 6th year snake and a PREFECT had a fight that wasn’t just words in front of their HoH during a house meeting

The house elves ALL touched the same trinket and now only know how to make gruel.

Most of the house elves are working for Father Christmas so there aren’t many left to do the cooking.

Fujioka is Dorchester on polyjuice

The gruel is to get most of the students to go home so there are less for the faculty to deal with over winter break.


Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!