Rumour Has It

A note that we at The Owl Post (and Mischief Managed) do not condone in any way, shape, or form, the abuse of this column to insult people’s body shape, size, or colour. 


Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!

Anyone see Veela from Gryffindor getting all close with that horrid Ravenclaw? What’s going on there then?

Seems a firstie Eagle has a crush on older women.

Did you see the Lion Quidditch Captain and Prefect outside the Great Hall the other night? Coulda sworn they broke up, but it looked tense- couldn’t tell if they were going to kiss or throw a punch.

I heard that huffy third year eagle calling Green a hag in the great hall- talking about how he’d soften her up with points to get quidditch captain next year… I’ve never even seen him in a game?

That seventh year Hufflepuff was claiming there’s a pop quiz in divinations while in herbology, how could she know that before class time? Oh my god is she a seer?

Did you see the Gryffindor captain snogging that bald beater on his team after they won the game!?

A mushroom in the Slytherin Commons? The witch was too stunned to speak!

I heard one of the older kids saying that the Goblin at the Ministry yesterday was actually kind of hot. I think whoever said that is crazy, though. Or blind.

One of the Gryffindor Chasers had a sour look after the game!

I bet The Claw has a magnet or something hidden in it- no way he caught it in that weather.

I saw Professor Fujioka heading out of the classroom, she looked down right angry. Don’t think I’ve ever seen her not smiling.

It seems like one of those triplet girl’s finally stopped dying their hair every hour every day and finally trying to get a grip on things.

Seems the Eagles captain was missing from the game. Wonder what happened there?

Anyone see how odd that ginger Eagle has been lately? She does not seem herself.


Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!