Hot gossip, celebrities at their best and worst, fashion faux pas’? The Prattling Pixie has it all
The best dressed of the celebrity wizarding world poured into The Crimson Fang as they hosted the first Burlesque Night that Hogsmeade had ever seen and anyone and everyone with an ounce of fame was seen. In a stunningly complementary black and white, socialite, celebrity, and philanthropist, Witch Weekly’s own Philomena Pest was seen with her goblin fiancé Haskell Dankworth-Argyle schmoozing with the upper echelons of society and, of course, sniffing out a story!
The star studded celebrities weren’t the only thing to draw the crowds as The Department of Magical Law Enforcement’s own Noma Nyx took to the stage in the most risque outfit of the night. Showing off his goods in all their glory, the DMLE may need to hire a replacement as, reportedly, Nyx earned more flashing his bits than he has all year protecting the public!
From the fabulous to the flawed! The Vitrac estate has apparently become a dumping ground for the professional athletes AND garbage recently! A Witch Weekly photographer snapped Holyhead Harpy Kelsey “Kelpie” Galloway looking worse for wear as she took out the bins last week. And if Kelpie was looking worse for wear then we at Witch Weekly don’t know HOW to describe the state of the house that was spotted as she opened the door! No wonder Saffron Macauley – third cousin of Persephone Vitrac – had been advertising for a housekeeper for them in The Daily Prophet!
It apparently just gets worse and worse for the Holyhead Harpies as Shea “Tempest” Kendricks was seen in The Magical Neep, in Hogsmeade, doing her grocery shopping after apparently having done the walk of shame! With no shoes, ripped stockings, and make up that was nothing short of heinous, the Holyhead’s Beater tried in vain to hide behind her bag of baguettes once she realised she’d been spotted.