Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!

first years were seen staking out the prefects bathroom

Absolutely nothing happened on last Friday night in the transfiguration hall after curfew.

Looks like a badger has moved from one eagle to another

The snakes have to be cheating… there’s no way they’d have this many points unless they were. Whats even the point of the cup if they’re just going to be handed points and bolstered up? Pft… they can’t win at quidditch or the cup without help I guess.

Last weeks DADA class almost ended in a wolf attack! One of the Gryffindor first years was going mental when the wolf started howling! She almost fainted.

Did anyone else catch why Banks wasn’t having class this week? Something about a gentleman friend?!

The Hufflepuff seeker was seen sobbing as she walked out of the pitch after playing against Ravenclaw.

Did someone actually ask the RUNT out to the Yule Ball? What is this school coming to?

One of those firstie triplets has gone bonkers. First she was always complaining it was too loud, now she’s acting like she can’t hear anything! She’s got a screw loose- no wonder though. Have you seen her sister?


Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!