Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


I’ve heard some 1st years are trying to start a Pygmy puff Breeding farm in their dorm.

Rumour is that an epidemic of boy cooties is sweeping the castle

There’s been a lot of yelling heard from a number of places of late. Fights and arguments have been breaking out a lot. What’s up with that?

Two of the older Gryffindors were seen snogging in the second floor staircase last week- shouting something about “Dueling with their Lips!”- right in front of some younger years!

150 points lost across three houses and O’Keeffe wasn’t impressed at Hogsmeade weekend. Someone must have gotten into the forest again!

Apparently a Gryffindor third year has a pegasus broom!

Oh no, never mind, apparently a third year Gryffindor had stolen the pegasus broom and was making two innocent firsties sneak it back into the castle for him

Did you see the Tall Ravenclaw and the short Slytherin holding hands!? SO cute!

Apparently the paintings have been whispering about prefects stealing money! No one is safe!

She’s been overdoing it on the calming potions, I guess that’s what people are saying. Honestly if it keeps her from screeching like a banshee at every little thing, so be it!

Apparently that really short Gryffindor is trying to swap houses. I saw her in Hufflepuff clothing!

The portraits are whispering about the head boy, saying that students should imperio each other!! Reasons aren’t clear, but still, I do hope he was joking!

Well, it’s clear: if a certain Gryffindor ever perished, the whole school would probably lose its marbles.

His nickname for her? “Starlight.” I suppose it’s better than “Widdle Schnuckiwookums” but still..

Apparently the giant squid WILL eat your toast. But it must be buttered.

Buckets are a certain veela’s kryptonite.

Rumour has it a couple of guys are trying to win a red headed Slytherins attention after they watched her beat the bloody hell out of a few people on the pitch last saturday. Or this rumour could be completely fake. Who knows.

Rumour has it extendable ears were in possession of a few guys to listen to to the girl gossip in the bathroom. Turns out the girls found out and fed phoney information about a possible fungi break-out on all of the girls feet.


Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!