Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same. 

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


I saw one of the new Lion prefects just covered in mud after his boyfriend tackled him into the rain and mud.

I’ve noticed a certain fifth year Ravenclaw hanging on the Head Boy’s every move. Does she really not realise how transparent her crush is? I wonder if his girlfriend even minds…

Apparently the really cool 1st year with the gold grills headbutted another 1st year in the summer and knocked her out???

It seems a certain seventh year snake already earned herself a detention on the first day of class for her inappropriate attire.

We have a Quidditch Professional as a professor now? Are the Quidditch Leagues not paying enough?

I hear the Grecession hit SNORA so hard she’s got a hand with holes in it now.

Rumour has it that Gryffindor firsties can out-troll Gryffindor older students.. Or else they wouldn’t have made certain older students fall into their own trap…! Good for the Gryffindor House and the next years to come!

Did you see that fifth year Hufflepuff girl bothering that poor fourth year Ravenclaw boy? There is something odd about her, I hear she goes swimming by the lake a lot… I hope she doesn’t invite that poor boy for a swim.

I know teachers aren’t paid, but did O’Keeffe HAVE to resort to hiring alcoholics? Have you seen that man? It’s like he’s a walking distillery.

Rumour has it a certain 5th year Gryffindor got in trouble over the summer for using magic and was pulled into a hearing before the Wizengamot.

Rumour has it a certain snake with an explosive temper attacked Rattlesmeare’s portrait! The poor guy seems traumatized now.

Seems a certain lion has caught a few eyes since returning to school

Who let in the seven-year-old? That kid is tiny! And a little slow, innit? I want to see a birth certificate!


Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!