Hellooooo and welcome to the annual corner – Aloy’s corner! So, obviously not because I’m the last resort BUT because Nora loves me truly, I’ve been asked to write you all an article, as quickly as possible. I’m naturally talented, /duh/, so don’t expect anything less than perfect.
Basically, today is the Hearty Party! Now this time around it’s extra special because we have a bunch of foreign students in Hogwarts, and they’re supposed to be pretty fancy. Well, the French are supposed to be pretty fancy. Durmstrangs are fine, I guess. They do wear those cool cloaks, and they’re pretty.. Cool.. What other words are there, even?
So! It’s pretty easy and simple. Since this is the hearty party.. Aka, hearty party. Get it? HEART! Supposed to be all about looove, and romance, and couples, and dancing and snogging. Although, you can always just go alone, which is also fine. I personally– well, this isn’t about me. Just remember to stick to the dress code, alright?
So, pick something romantic-y. You’re all about the hearty theme, and it has to fit! If it doesn’t, it’s fine I guess, but PLEASE don’t come in a duck costume. Please.
It’s pretty formal, but not too formal. Just averagely formal, so you want to have either a full length dress, or mid thigh (that is if you wear a dress). I do realise we want to show off our legs, but you can do it with shorts! Give it three months and you can wear shorts without tights. Show off your legs as much as you want, just.. Okay, they want you to look appropriate. Appropriate is full length, or mid thigh. No mini skirts!
If you’re wearing a suit.. It’s a suit for a reason. You can’t really wear jeans (you can, just.. Not appropriate and people will look at you funny!), and don’t wear trainers because you’re not going to the Runners Club. You do have to wear a shirt, obviously, in case you were planning to go shirtless. Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT go shirtless. Also, your shirts can’t be low cut. Same goes about the dress! Not low cuts.
As for the shoes, well.. You can wear anything, pretty much, but mind the heels. Everyone thinks heels are so beautiful and amazing but honestly, they’re a pain in the arse. I hate heels. Now, sneakers.. Wait, no. Anyway, don’t go too high on the heels!
And that’s it, pretty much. Rock that look, lads and lasses! And have fun. Don’t drink the punch, it does some weird things every year.
– Aloy Osiris, Dueling Champion and Role Model.