Note from Aures: I found this in the old articles and I don’t know why they’re Eros’ Classifieds and not Cupids- I think Cupid would make more sense, but! I thought I’d reuse this so anyone who doesn’t have a date to the Hearty Party can find one! Please fill it out!
Do you find yourself too shy to ask someone to the dance? Are you interested in mystery and adventure? Does the idea of meeting up with someone unknown and dancing the night away with them fill you with romantic excitement? Then do we have something for you!
Cut out and fill in the attached form by 12pm [SLT] February 8th. The idea is to write a little bit about yourself. Do you like long walks across the frozen grounds? Do you scrapbook? Tell a little about what makes you a great mystery date. We’ll publish them on the 8th and relay any responses received before the Hearty Party.
Responses? That’s right, someone will read your classified and if they like it, they’ll send in a response to arrange a meeting. Something like… “I’ll await for you by the Grand Staircase, you’ll know me by the red and gold ribbon I wear pinned to my chest. I’ll be counting the moments, until then, my dearest.” We’ll pass the message along and just like that, you’ll have a date for the night!
Do remember that this is essentially a blind date, so if you agree to pursue a classified response, it may not be who you’re expecting!
Disclaimer: The Owl Post is not responsible for the resulting effects of posting classifieds or choosing to meet with a responding student. Owl Post takes no responsibility for heartbreak, romance, broken noses, jealous exes, or anything else. At all. Literally. We don’t want the blame!
