Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


The Durmstrang Champion has a thing for the Welsh. (He’s also likely to curse the person who sent in this rumour)

Someone said they saw the whomping willow flailing but no one was near it.

The speccy little lion is a self-admitted thief, and loves stealing things that don’t belong to him. Keep an eye on your belongings!

A certain DADA Professor appeared to be rather ‘starry eyed’ in the presence of another…

The most beautiful Beauxbatons boy was seen crying in the corridor. Apparently, one of his two hundred partners broke up with him. Poor lamb.

Someone hid the better part of his cake made by a girl from the house of yellow under his bunk and ate it for breakfast the next day.

RHI the blonde, handsome Durmstrang is now SUPER smart also, because he’s wearing glasses. Who knew! We’re all impressed.

The bespectacled, Belgian Beuxbatons was seen making googly eyes at the French champion! Quelle folie! Champions and seconds do not mix.

Snora farts in her sleep.

I seen a creature running around Hogwarts carrying what looks like a lot of stolen socks. Must be one of those house elves. Doesn’t he know that the clothes have to be presented to him for his freedom?

Reuter was really not happy with Witch Weekly this week and practically banned it from his classroom.

The Durmstrang champion beat both the Beauxbatons champion and her second at dueling. They both took it very graciously though.

The moody Durmstrang girl was seen sneaking into the bathrooms with the Head Boy, and lots of passionate noises ensued.

Students are now coming out of DADA bloody and battered and the other professors are not at all chuffed.

Somebody in the castle is passing lots of dubious information to witch weekly. Where are they getting all unicorn turd gossip

You’ve got to ac-cent-tchu-ate the positive
E-lim-i-nate the negative
Latch on to the affirmative
Don’t mess with Mr. In-Between

RHI the late Durmstrang Headmaster was having a feisty affair with the Hogwarts Headmistress. Why do you think she’s always dressed in black, these days? Okay, so she’s always in black, but then, how do you explain the way she deliberately sat next to him in the First Task?


Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!