Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


Reports are in that there was an all out brawl at the bottom of the DADA tower Monday.

With all the Veela fury over the last little while, can’t help but wonder if it’s their way of hiding the fact they’re madly in love with someone or not. Maybe that explains why a fiery Veela has her sights set on a Ravenclaw prefect and the stinky Gryffindor. She is IN LOVE!

A certain lip gloss obsessed girl suddenly has a brilliant witch sized cat tail.

A Gryffindor was so late to Astronomy because he fancies the Astronomy Professor and was looking for flowers to present to her. Perhaps he just likes the idea of being punished by his one true love.

A certain sweet smelling badger hasn’t been seen much after the big brawl

Word is that a lion who seems to be on a run of bad luck was seen wearing a pair of mud caked hand me down work boots on his way to detention. The look of disgust on his face was priceless.

I heard the publisher of the OP almost killed their staff with a single sentence.


Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!