by L. Clements
We’ve all sat bored in History of Magic listening about the goblin rebellions, their forgettable and muddle-upable names, and the stories that we’re told about what caused the rebellions. Goblins don’t like that we won’t share our knowledge of wands and magic, and we don’t like their secretive ways of working precious metals, yaddah yaddah.
But right here, right now I can tell you the true story behind them, and it’s worse than previous Minister of Magic, Cornelius ‘Goblin Crusher’ Fudge’s dastardly deeds in trying to take over Gringotts! Yes, I am here to tell you that the current Minister is even worse than Fudge’s gold grabbing desires! Whilst Headmistress of the school, Minister Fischer ensured that all of our House Elves were “free elves”, whereas my suspicions and a few credible sources have proved beyond any reasonable doubt that our House Elves are just disguised goblins, forced to work in our kitchens and tidying the entire castle following her action in giving clothes to the House Elves of Hogwarts who chose not to work for money and found free employment elsewhere!
Their similar height and appearances have made them easy enough to disguise and the threats of curses and bewitchment ensures their unwavering service to the school. Word of this absolutely disgusting abuse of power has trickled out to the village of Hogsmeade and further causing rebellions and riots that The Daily Prophet has stifled, making sure that the wizarding world is entirely unaware! Soon the goblins will rise up and defeat the wizarding world, entering Hogwarts to free their abused and enslaved kind! We must join together to get this information to Fox, if he is even unaware, and free the goblins shackled to our kitchens and bring back the true and rightful house elves to do their work!