If you’re not a brain dead giant slug, you’ve probably noticed a few students walking around looking like zombies after they’ve received letters from home… but those aren’t just any letters, they’re HOWLERS! Oh no!
The recent Daily Prophet article (complete rubbish really), alerted parents and family members alike; as their concern grew so did the amount of letters flooding Hogwarts during meal times. They wouldn’t even give some the chance to write back before they sent 4 more! It’s madness! Total chaos at Hogwarts over an article written by a gossiping unreliable source. This journalist has a few more choice words for Mr. Quilt but at my editor’s request I’ll keep them politically correct for you younger years.
Hogwarts decline? Nay. Hogwarts has risen over far more difficult obstacles than you Sir. Let’s change the subject from Hogwarts to The Daily Prophet. What do you do other than spread lies and hatred? I’m aware of the irony considering the means of which this article is being viewed, but my opinion still stands. Mr. Quilt, did you not go to Hogwarts yourself? Do you not take pride in your school? Because we do, and we won’t be bullied or pushed around.
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is our home. Threaten our home, and we will rise to protect it. Or did that not become clear during the Battle of Hogwarts? History has proven our part… but what does it say about the Prophet, or the Ministry? Constant failure if you ask me.
Do you even know your own history? The Minister for Magic would rather go for votes than what truly matters. Where were you when our Headmistress turned into a Dragon and destroyed the castle? Where were you when there was a Dark Wizard hiding in Hogsmeade as a Honeydukes assistant? Where were you while our own beloved Headmistress Fischer was cursed by a witch that you still cannot catch!? Your history reports failure. Are you proud?
S.E.R.P.E.N. might be against us within our own walls, but it’s been drawn to my attention that it won’t be long before this enemy of our beloved school is caught and shipped with a bow to Azkaban. Are you ready Dorchester? Are you ready for Hogwarts to rise out of the ashes yet again? Like a phoenix, we always do.
~Troll in the Dungeons~
