BRIGHTON BAY RUINED BY DRAGON!

April 1st, 1912. The town of Brighton Bay was laid waste yesterday to a Dragon of epic proportions. It appeared the Dragon had returned for unknown reasons. Witnesses account to the town being engulfed in flames. One incident of the wedding of Fiorella Hummingtwine and Albert Grumblestink. Witness testimonies state that the entire wedding slaughtered…